My Dentist Kicks Your Dentist's Ass!

Dentists are like lawyers; nobody likes them until they need one. Then, when you need one, you develop the deepest of relationships with them; you’ll let your dentist do things to you that you wouldn’t even let your own spouse try. I mean, think about it, you really have to trust someone to let them stick a drill in your mouth, right? Would you let your spouse drill into your teeth? I don’t care how much you love your husband or wife, and hear me when I say I love my wife deeply… if they’re not a dentist, the answer is NO!

So, I just returned home from a spur-of-the-moment root canal, and I have to say, my new Singaporean dentist kicks total ass! OK, so I did research her out from a selection pool of about 20-or-so dentists, but none of that matters now… I think I’m in love; finally, I’ve found a woman who is quick with a needle full of anesthesia and even quicker with her dental drill. This woman was in and out like Flash Gordon. Before I could even cry for my mother, she had me closed up and on my way home. This woman is like the Queen Elizabeth (the first one) of dentists. She gives a new meaning to root canal therapy; they’re going to have to start calling it “Sonic Speed Root Removal.” I mean, she had those roots out faster than it takes me to take a whiz, and I’m not that old yet. And it wasn’t just her lightning-quick speed that caught my eye. She was compassionate, she heard what I had to say, she soothed me when I winced in pain and she drilled with authority! This woman is a god among mere mortal dentists.

So, the next time you sit down in your dentist’s chair, just remember that my little 100 lb. female Singaporean dentist is a bad-ass motherfucker who makes going to the dentist seem like riding a roller coaster on acid… real scary, but oh so good!

 - Scott.